Writer and computery person. Occasional bastard.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
commanderbuttsexual, in his tags, said: how does a penis feel french?
With great difficulty.
Raphael Sbarge has done such a wonderful job as Kaidan’s voice actor. He manages to channel so much emotion into Kaidan, without the benefit of having another actor to interact with in the sound booth.
I don’t think I’d be into Kaidan as much if he had been voice acted by someone else.
So it’s a case of “nice acting, shame about the shirts.” I mean, I’m no fashionista, but jeez… it’s not Nelson Mandela-flowery-quality, but it still looks like a cover for an ironing board.
(I should probably stop taking the piss out of other people’s dress sense.)
So, there’s this thing called the Drabble-Matic and it can actually generate slash fiction on demand.
The result when I fed in a simple ManShep-Kaidan scenario is displayed above. Beautiful.
small dirty bathtub: when you’re trying to write fanfiction while riding public...
This was basically me on the bus yesterday. The woman sitting next to me was very nosey, but once she managed to read what I was writing she, uh, well she stopped trying to read it. Every ten minutes or so she turned and just stared at me though. I tried to be polite, and so I smiled at her whenever she did that… it was all very awkward until she got off the bus.when you’re trying to write fanfiction while riding public transportation and the person sitting next to you is reading over your shoulder and you think about writing smaller and more illegibly but instead you start to write larger instead and it says HE TOUCHED HIMSELF THROUGH HIS JEANS, DICK…
When writing anything on the bus or the tube—anything—I often deliberately troll anyone looking over my shoulder. In the past, I’ve confused/terrified a group of teenagers sat opposite me on the train by writing an email, in a very large point size, about how I had
observed dark pustules on the subject’s penis, surrounded by a cutaneous hardening and dryness resulting in flakes of skin frequently detaching, some the size of postage stamps. Some lesions were beginning to form in the subject’s pubic region and have shown evidence of a thick, yellow discharge
Failing that I use passages from Fifty Shades of Grey that are posted here. Personally speaking, I’ve had a penis for nigh on twenty years and I’ve never considered it to be a “me-flavoured popsicle.”
I love you, shimmy, but…
But there was one picture the public couldn’t get enough of, taken—uncredited—by Liara T’Soni during the first dance of the night. Black and white, too, but with those shades of gray between—because what came next wasn’t about the distinct colors, just two tuxedoes and two vests and two bowties and James Vega snorting in disbelief behind the scene.
by Liara T’Soni during the first dance of the night. Black and white, too, but with those shades of gray between—because what came next wasn’t about the distinct colors
with those shades of gray between
shades of gray
Might’ve accidentally stumbled across some Fifty Shades passages earlier. And now whenever I see this I cannot fail to remember, vividly, Anastasia’s Christian Grey-flavoured popsicle.1
I’m sorry, shimmy.
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By that, I think she means she was giving him a blow-job. Probably. ↩
