Writer and computery person. Occasional bastard.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I just wrote a few lines from Bohemian Rhapsody into ME Big Bang fic.
Really.
Raphael Sbarge has done such a wonderful job as Kaidan’s voice actor. He manages to channel so much emotion into Kaidan, without the benefit of having another actor to interact with in the sound booth.
I don’t think I’d be into Kaidan as much if he had been voice acted by someone else.
So it’s a case of “nice acting, shame about the shirts.” I mean, I’m no fashionista, but jeez… it’s not Nelson Mandela-flowery-quality, but it still looks like a cover for an ironing board.
(I should probably stop taking the piss out of other people’s dress sense.)
It’s perfectly reasonable to be perpetually reloading the ME Big Bang claims posts and waiting for your fic to disappear from the list as it’s claimed, isn’t it?
Is it?
First (M!Shepard/Kaidan, 2190 words)
Thirty-OneFour Days of Writing (Thirty-Two Stories) 32/30: …, promise, simple, future, lost, FIRST.
shajs said: Nothing wrong with sex scenes. <3 Do share!
Panther responds: OK, then. Enjoy! (hides)
Kaidan would have been fooling himself if he didn’t feel a little nervous, a tiny bit apprehensive as he rang the bell for Shepard’s cabin.
“It’s open.”
The bulkhead rolled apart. He saw the back of Shepard’s head through the glass, and gingerly took a few steps forward.
They’d slept together last night. Not had sex. Slept together. He’d fallen asleep in Shepard’s arms, listening to their breathing to try and numb himself to the throbbing sensation inside his head.
halp
I think I just wrote a two-thousand word ManShep/Kaidan sex scene.
It didn’t even involve Diana Allers and eezo-powered sex toys.
Lost
ThirtyThirty-One Days of Writing 31/30: …, letters, promise, simple, future, LOST.
…because I can’t be bothered to deprecate a tag properly. Also, gimme yer prompts. Still. I can’t promise I’ll fill them, but it gives me something to try, at least.
strangedigestives said: Kaidan/MShep - Getting lost in London.
“We can always ask.”
“We won’t need to,” Shepard said, tapping his fingers against the door as the train slowed to a halt.
“You could always use your omni-tool as well, y’know.”
“We won’t need to.”
Commander Shepard he might be, but Kaidan seriously doubted that he could feel his way around a city with his mind.
The doors chimed. “This is St. Paul’s. This train terminates at Hainault, via Newbury Park.”
Shepard strode to the left with confidence, cutting through the throng like a knife.
“Shepard!”
“Yes?” he said, not stopping because he knew that’d get in people’s way.
“Wrong way.”
He stopped, and a commuter swore as she crashed into him. Shepard looked up. Central line / Westbound trains via Tottenham Court Road and Oxford Circus ↑
Another look behind him as another commuter excused him to the side of the platform. Way out ↑
“Come on,” Kaidan said, grabbing Shepard’s hand and pulling him along the platform. “I’m navigating from now on.”
I may have just written a satire on the Sad Keanu meme. Set in the future. With Kaidan Alenko. And future tumblr.
I regret nothing.
So, there’s this thing called the Drabble-Matic and it can actually generate slash fiction on demand.
The result when I fed in a simple ManShep-Kaidan scenario is displayed above. Beautiful.
Everyone’s all fired up for the ME Big Bang
They’re all like ”Yeah dude, I’ve got 100,000 words already!”
And I’m over here with my vague idea and penchant for concise, short chapters like
Quite.
Accidentally falls asleep.
Ends up writing yesterday’s Thirty Days drabble at 1:30am.
Bollocks.
